Notice — delivered to the desk
We’re coming for every last one of you.
This desk is on the record now. Stop being the laundry room for a regime that prints money it doesn’t have — and stop pretending the number on the board is the number on the street.
بهزودی سراغ تکتک شما میآییم.
01 / The book
Every rate you post, we read. Every spread you bury, we price. The board is public — act like it.
02 / The rial
A currency is a promise. Yours has been breaking for forty years and somebody keeps signing for it.
03 / The desk
Settlements, hawala, the back room. Nothing moves without a trail, and the trail ends here.
Full stop. We’ll be back.